No, it's WALLACE!
fairytoon : NOUN :
a. a story in which improbable and comedic events lead to a happy ending
b. a combination of a fairy tale and a cartoon
Examples of FAIRYTOON
1. Over the course of seven months, Wallace and Carlie put in contracts on 2 different houses but fortuitously withdraw or are denied which leads them to a neglected house on Hawthorne Avenue. It's a fairytoon!
2. Early in the demolition process Wallace discovers that various wildlife has had free reign of this house on Hawthorne Ave. for some time. Wisely, he bans his wife from the premises as he safely and meticulously removes carcasses, nesting materials, waste matter, and debris found beneath the plaster walls. He prepares the house for a thorough cleansing, tight insulation, re-plumbing, rewiring and a major facelift in order to make this house a home. What a fairytoon!
Origin of FAIRYTOON
January 21, 2011 :
After 2 or 3 beers Wallace misspeaks while describing his self proclaimed idealistic life with an adoring wife and 2 beautiful and always obedient children.
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